Nobody else is doing it, so why can't we.......?
I have noticed that no one else in this group but Heather and I are blogging for more than 3 lines of some song or a random thought. I guess it is about time to write about something funny now to keep everyone's spirits up. So here goes nothing:
I HATE STUPID IDIOTS!
Stupid idots are all around us. In our schools, our home, our internet, and even our white house. A Stupid idiot is http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=stupid X http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=idiot to the 2nd power divided by 1. Yeah, figure that out you stupid idiot!
These are the things that stupid idiots do:
-Spell words wrong to the point of wondering if they actually smashed the keyboard with their fist.
-Talk about how much they can drink. Great job John Bonham!
-Listen to Country music at full blast in their car
-Watch reruns of Growing Pains
-Drink drinks with sexual innuendos: Sex on the beach, Red headed Slut, or pink pussy blow job ass trumpet
-Don't know what an innuendo is.
-spell words that end in "S" with a "Z" example: sistaz
-Have kids with other stupid idiots
-Listen to Rusted Root
-Don't buy windows from me
-think that "a lot" is one word
-think that "everyone" is two words
-Would not be able to pronunciate (after reading) Colonel Sanders or Isle of Wight.
-Pretend to watch Sanford and Son and claim to understand the genius of Red Foxx
-Say they have seen a movie but really haven't, so when you say something like "Oh my GOD, you remember that part where Pee Wee is in the truck with Large Marge and..." and all they can say is something along the lines of "oh yeah". DUDE, you didn't see the fucking movie! Why would you lie about something like that? I still like you if you haven't seen the Damn movie CARL!
-Think that the best penthouse you can have is a magazine
-Hang out with white trash tools with no direction in life
-wonder why God dealt them such a bad hand when they get denied from the Royal Farms.
ERADICATE THE STUPID and give the Intelligent their salaries!
I HATE STUPID IDIOTS!
Stupid idots are all around us. In our schools, our home, our internet, and even our white house. A Stupid idiot is http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=stupid X http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=idiot to the 2nd power divided by 1. Yeah, figure that out you stupid idiot!
These are the things that stupid idiots do:
-Spell words wrong to the point of wondering if they actually smashed the keyboard with their fist.
-Talk about how much they can drink. Great job John Bonham!
-Listen to Country music at full blast in their car
-Watch reruns of Growing Pains
-Drink drinks with sexual innuendos: Sex on the beach, Red headed Slut, or pink pussy blow job ass trumpet
-Don't know what an innuendo is.
-spell words that end in "S" with a "Z" example: sistaz
-Have kids with other stupid idiots
-Listen to Rusted Root
-Don't buy windows from me
-think that "a lot" is one word
-think that "everyone" is two words
-Would not be able to pronunciate (after reading) Colonel Sanders or Isle of Wight.
-Pretend to watch Sanford and Son and claim to understand the genius of Red Foxx
-Say they have seen a movie but really haven't, so when you say something like "Oh my GOD, you remember that part where Pee Wee is in the truck with Large Marge and..." and all they can say is something along the lines of "oh yeah". DUDE, you didn't see the fucking movie! Why would you lie about something like that? I still like you if you haven't seen the Damn movie CARL!
-Think that the best penthouse you can have is a magazine
-Hang out with white trash tools with no direction in life
-wonder why God dealt them such a bad hand when they get denied from the Royal Farms.
ERADICATE THE STUPID and give the Intelligent their salaries!
posted by the diz at 3:41 PM
2 Comments:
Wich won am I? Tell me cuz I really wanna no alot! k?
Stupid idiots also call you for directions from the car, already lost and angry, instead of looking them up before they leave the house.
And I've seen Pee Wee Hermans Big Adventure. Stupid idiot? I know you are but what am I?
Ok...there was no purpose to this comment. FYI I will be blogging a nice big one soon. I fell on the escalator at New Carrolton and had to get 9 stiches in my knee. Ouch. Good story though...
oh my god. Remember when you carried me to Belvedere when I needed stiches in my knee? You will never be the same. I love you Laura!
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