Tuesday, February 21, 2006

Another Day another Struggle

Well I just came out of "super depression mode" now I need to make a top ten list for all to see:

HUDSANITY this goes out to you and all my Brownsville Niggas:
Top Ten cars that only fags drive:

10. Teal Chevy Cavalier (this car happens to be mine)
9. Ford Probe : How many rapist drive this one
8. Ford Taurus: "Mom, can I borrow the Taurus to go get some Baskin Robbins?... No Timmy just use the Probe"
7. Giant Dodge Truck/ Gravedigga - The guy who Fucked Julia drive one of these things... Ironically enough so does Boss hog from Duke of Hazzard
6. Dodge Neon - The Wigger's Dream!
5. Chrysler 300 - I'm too poor to buy a Bentley or A Mercedes
4. VW bug - The old ones are loud and annoying the new ones are equipped with a damn flower!
3. Saturn/ Kia/ or Daewoo of any kind - Dammit man! Have some self respect
2. Old ass beat ass diesel MERCEDES! - You own a 7-11
1. The Roo (Matt we had many memories in this and I told you i would tie this blog to you) But it's not as bad as a 1977 244dl Volvo that's mustard YELLOW!

3 Comments:

Anonymous erica said...

i thought boss hog had a big white car with a horn looking thing on the front? it was like, a cadillac or something?

research and advise, please :-)

10:30 PM  
Blogger HH said...

awwwwwwwwwww the mustard volvo!!

damn, the memories. i can even remember the smell! too funny.

and yeah...i agree with erica...didnt he drive that caddy with the horns?

enquiring minds want to know...

12:40 PM  
Blogger the diz said...

Yes,
obviously some people lack imagination....it was the joke ladies not the fact that it was a fallacy that makes it funny

How about some white trash wrestler instead......like mmmmmm.....Brutus the Barber beefcake drove a monster truck!

Gimme a break Nell Carter

3:44 PM  

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