Another Day another Struggle
Well I just came out of "super depression mode" now I need to make a top ten list for all to see:
HUDSANITY this goes out to you and all my Brownsville Niggas:
Top Ten cars that only fags drive:
10. Teal Chevy Cavalier (this car happens to be mine)
9. Ford Probe : How many rapist drive this one
8. Ford Taurus: "Mom, can I borrow the Taurus to go get some Baskin Robbins?... No Timmy just use the Probe"
7. Giant Dodge Truck/ Gravedigga - The guy who Fucked Julia drive one of these things... Ironically enough so does Boss hog from Duke of Hazzard
6. Dodge Neon - The Wigger's Dream!
5. Chrysler 300 - I'm too poor to buy a Bentley or A Mercedes
4. VW bug - The old ones are loud and annoying the new ones are equipped with a damn flower!
3. Saturn/ Kia/ or Daewoo of any kind - Dammit man! Have some self respect
2. Old ass beat ass diesel MERCEDES! - You own a 7-11
1. The Roo (Matt we had many memories in this and I told you i would tie this blog to you) But it's not as bad as a 1977 244dl Volvo that's mustard YELLOW!
HUDSANITY this goes out to you and all my Brownsville Niggas:
Top Ten cars that only fags drive:
10. Teal Chevy Cavalier (this car happens to be mine)
9. Ford Probe : How many rapist drive this one
8. Ford Taurus: "Mom, can I borrow the Taurus to go get some Baskin Robbins?... No Timmy just use the Probe"
7. Giant Dodge Truck/ Gravedigga - The guy who Fucked Julia drive one of these things... Ironically enough so does Boss hog from Duke of Hazzard
6. Dodge Neon - The Wigger's Dream!
5. Chrysler 300 - I'm too poor to buy a Bentley or A Mercedes
4. VW bug - The old ones are loud and annoying the new ones are equipped with a damn flower!
3. Saturn/ Kia/ or Daewoo of any kind - Dammit man! Have some self respect
2. Old ass beat ass diesel MERCEDES! - You own a 7-11
1. The Roo (Matt we had many memories in this and I told you i would tie this blog to you) But it's not as bad as a 1977 244dl Volvo that's mustard YELLOW!

3 Comments:
i thought boss hog had a big white car with a horn looking thing on the front? it was like, a cadillac or something?
research and advise, please :-)
awwwwwwwwwww the mustard volvo!!
damn, the memories. i can even remember the smell! too funny.
and yeah...i agree with erica...didnt he drive that caddy with the horns?
enquiring minds want to know...
Yes,
obviously some people lack imagination....it was the joke ladies not the fact that it was a fallacy that makes it funny
How about some white trash wrestler instead......like mmmmmm.....Brutus the Barber beefcake drove a monster truck!
Gimme a break Nell Carter
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